marvel comics meme → (5/10) characters
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt // Cirilla Riannon close up.
Not all monsters do monstrous things.
I used to be scared of uncertainty, now I get a high out of it. [x]
Last photo of Robin Williams.
Robert Downey Jr. 2014 Comic Con Portrait by Michael Muller
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)2014)
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
"I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle."